晴天.雨天

站在晴天和雨天的交界
该微笑 还是流眼泪？

Tick Tock On The Clock

aku mengantuk....(21.01.2010;thursday;3.21pm)

AH BENG Lah!! >.<

AH BENG the CRAzy Singaporean.
> Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
> Because below 18 is NOT allowed Lah!

AH BENG wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
> AH BENG:" Do you have color TV?"
> Salesgirl:"YES!"
> AH BENG:" Give me a GREEN one Lah, please."

AH BENG talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> AH BENG:" Could you please tell me the time difference between TAIPEI and LAS VEGAS?"
> Operator:"Just a minute...."
> AH BENG:"Thank you Lah!" and puts down the phone.

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, AH BENG proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
> It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS to do it!"
> "FIVE MONTHS? That's TOO LONG!", the friend exclaims.
> you are a FOOL!" AH BENG replies, "SEE this box, it is written - FOR 4-7 YRS Lah"

At a bar in New York, the man to AH BENG's left tells the bartender,
> "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
> and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
> the bartender approaches AH BENG and asks, "and you, SIR?"
> AH BENG replies:"TAN AH BENG, MARRIED Lah"

though we're apart

my precious little Gaga, happy 2nd monthsary... truly, deeply, madly miss u. *hugs*



Love always. =p

话说今天。。

老板说："这些旧杂志我不要了。"

我说："好的，我明天叫清洁aunty拿去丢。"

老板说："不是丢，是“环保"!"

我说："Ooooo......."

Conclusion: 老板几"EIB"一下咯。。

That's all =p

Alen拍的。。

-EyesOnMe-

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带着朋友暖暖的关怀，出差去了！！

谢谢你们，

我最亲爱的。。。

-EyesOnMe-