A Message

To whom it may concern,

i am back from my vacation. my phone fails to receive text messages and missed call notification in the pass 1 week, because I forgot to activate international roaming before I fly ar. Anyhow, i am available to pick up the phone right now, and huge thanks to my fellow kawans who sending birthday blessings to me, even thought I don’t know who actually did sms me, but just wanna say thanks to you all.. Muaks~ (p/s: remember cashback RM0.10 from your phone network provider ar, ha!)

EyesOnMe

My "Great" Friend

I have a friend, her name is NaNa, sometimes I called her “kns Nana”, in return, she will ask me to go eat shit!! haha...ya, this is our way of cultivating our friendship. Chuckling, if we communicate in too “humane” way, both of us will feel weird and uneasy.

Kns Nana was and is still a great friend since secondary school. i like her personality for being carefree and frankness behavior. recently i heard some rumors about Nana that she is getting fatter! Damn, why do people around talk such a bad thing behind her? (love to gossips?) I was in a strong denial and explained to people that Nana did not get fatter, just that she has constipated for a long time. that’s why her tummy is growing bigger and bigger. (P/s: Nana, don’t feel so thankful to me, i'm just playing my role as a friend ^_^)

Ok, let me clarify that I was bull-shitting. well, it was sort of hilarious. the truth is, Nana has pregnant almost for 6 months lo! WoW…time passes so quickly! Looking forward to see your precious Cow baby coming to this world lo.. MooooMoooooooo~

true enough, pregnant lady has to take good rest at home. therefore, during her pregnancy period, we mostly just chatted through msn. the following was the conversation between us.

NaNa says：
Peggy, 我猜你谜语！

EyesOnMe says：
ok!

NaNa says：
什么狗是绿色的？

EyesOnMe says：
不懂。学校老师没有教这个。

NaNa says:
哈哈。就知道你不懂。答案是：奇异“果”！哈哈！好笑吗？

EyesOnMe says：
不好笑。很冷哦!!

NaNa says：
还有还有。。什么狗是瞎的？

EyesOnMe says：
。。。。。明天告诉你

NaNa says：
要答案吗？

EyesOnMe says：
要。

NaNa says：
答案是“芒”果！

EyesOnMe says：
哇, 你真的很有才华o！

NaNa says:
过奖~

EyesOnMe says：
你开心就好。

NaNa says：
什么狗每个月来一次月经？

EyesOnMe says：
这个我知道。下一题。

NaNa says：
呃，你还没有回答。。。

EyesOnMe says:
母狗

Nana says:
错！！！

EyesOnMe says:
ah bu then??!!

NaNa says:
是MC Hot Dog – 我爱台妹，台妹爱我~~~~

EyesOnMe says：
Amazing, wonderful, fantastic, incredible, and FABULOSO!!!!

NaNa says:
哈哈，明天再问你别的。

EyesOnMe says:
kns…..

Conclusion：we must treat pregnant lady with super.duper.triple patience.

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undoubtedly true, her talent is eating.

She is definitely a talented make-up artist also. those who interested in this KLCC hairstyle can contact her at 012-xxx7777. (p/s: the charges is depends on how “tall” you wish to build on your top.)

she is kns, but undoubtedly, she is pretty also.. =_=

p/s: 世上只有妈妈好, NaNa, Gambateh!!

-EyesOnMe-